This hilarious, off-the-wall article from child-expert Max shows exactly what you should know about the most popular sport of kids today. Max knows all about soccer. After all, he has been playing it for over three years. So he is pretty much an expert, right? Well, sort of.
First of all, one thing a soccer expert would know is that it is pretty much impossible to make a profit betting on soccer matches. That’s because every time you place a bet, there is some sort of chance that your team will lose. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty boring, doesn’t it? So you can forget about making money. If you want to have fun, though, here’s something you might want to try: watching the games on television.
This tongue-in-cheeks guide to being a professional soccer fan boy has almost three weeks worth of incredible insights and hilarious anecdotes about life as a passionate soccer fan. In every issue of his humor column, Maxim published his “epic fails story,” a story so hilarious it is worth getting your hands on. It is very funny, and totally worth the price of admission.
It’s only one of his hilarious epics, though. In fact, the entire series is just one of his many hilarious epics. You can buy the complete series for about forty dollars, so if you enjoy ridiculous humor and off-the-wall thinking, you’ll love this series. In addition to the weekly episodes, this guy also releases his daily dose of serious, pearl-clutching insights. In each of these he includes some of the week’s most helpful tips including the time-honored “if it is not broke, don’t fix it” philosophy. Here’s another of his nearly three weeks worth of helpful tips including a great “what if” scenario.
The “almost three weeks worth of helpful tips including an amazing” bit starts out this way: “if you’re anything like me, the last thing you want to do is get even more mad about being mad. That’s what makes it so great. Don’t be mad at anything. Just stay mad about stuff.” This guy is a master at keeping himself in a good mood, which is one of the reasons he pens such hilarious material in his soccer columns.
Another of almost three weeks’ worth of “almost three weeks worth of helpful tips including an amazing” piece that this kid-expert exposes is this: “You can always find more soccer advice. You just need to keep looking.” Now, you can’t blame a kid for wanting to Jonny Alien – Chuyen gia profile bong da out exactly what’s going on in the world of pro soccer players, right? And one of the best ways to find out what’s going on in the world of pro soccer players is to read about them.